Not allowed to start fires in the house :)

Okay pyromaniac here... that coal bed didnt take hrs to make unless it was his first time making one and he was using like drenched driftwood or something. Admittedly I do catch my table on fire with isopropyl alcohol every once in awhile but its to dangerous to keep it burning for too long and it strips the varnish a paint off in a few seconds; so needless to say Ill probably use this in the winter when the snow is to deep to get to a shelter on the AT. Though I wont find a desktop fire quite as fulfilling as chopping the logs with my tomahawk and making myself smell of "man stink," and occasionally torturing the bugs that crawl up my leg while trying to get to sleep (very fun i reccomend beetles they look almost good enough to eat when the heat cracks the shell :))

BTW false advertising this doesnt say lite version so it shouldent have an ad on it and i think its sad what he did to his original buyers sadly they probably didnt get their money back apple only refunds after like 1-2 mo. from my experience.

Also the "far less noticeable loop" is like 30sec long, its harrowed in by the flames in the front disapearing and an obnoxious (completely unlifelike on speakers) wood crack.

neblotr about Fireplace